Status Updates via Text Messages and On the Web
The latest on what I'm doing, what I'm thinking and what news I just heard about.
starving... about to faint two rounds already, bitch top that, you lazy old hag out the door... running... golly, i'm up. head's throbbing in pain so many messages from clients frickin' exhausted... any chance i could rouse myself at 6 am? guy said: hump me, i'm irish comm guy is stretching it as much as i would appreciate the cash he's offering me, i just don't think his idea is going to work let me sleep on it (why is everyone in the comm so... not smart... the tropical heat must have fried our ancestors' brains) jk That video got 13,000 views within a few days. I then pulled it (turned it private) for 2 years because of those perverted Hollywood producers. Can you imagine how many views it would have had if I hadn't stopped the momentum? At least a million!!! Seriously, two years! Do you know how different the online landscape was three years ago??? At the time, ijustine was just... oh, never mind. Look forward, Sunny!!! We've got a big event two weeks from now. I want that fan club set up now!!! Danica McKellar is pregnant. She is, not me! Google Webmasters' default home page is in Spanish. What the... Google Centro para webmasters Mejore el tráfico con las Herramientas para webmasters de Google Le damos la bienvenida al centro de referencia de recursos para webmasters, donde podrá ponerse en contacto con los usuarios que visiten su sitio, así como encontrar respuestas a preguntas sobre indexación y rastreo y ofertas para poder mejorar y aumentar el tráfico del sitio. i need my motivation just want to go back to bed and have someone screw my brains out my pelvic region is starting to feel... uncomfortable. when am i going to start bleeding. and no more naproxen ok, i'll wash up first and get into work mode... Kiss me, I'm Irish! I really am!! My last name is my father's stepfather's name. Our real last name is 100% Irish ;) Or maybe not. I am so crazy this morning. Like half-sleepy crazy... Still waiting for caffeine to kick in fully. he met a girl, obviously i hope he doesn't spend all that effort on someone who turns out to be frigid. you can never know too soon but i guess a vaginally cold girl is better than a pamela anderson type skank who has hepatitis c written all over her face tangentially... i've seen pamela anderson without makeup. jennifer lopez too. ugh, both old. and i mean, ancient-looking ugh... cannot survive without caffeine. must pop caffeine pill and that area right below my abdomen, above my pubes, what the hell is that called. upper bikini area? it is... tumid? 27th day zzz... zzz... zzz... for realsie i'm done. can do no more at this hour how does dulce candy do it? but hey, i've got 18,000 views tell me that was not you last sunday. what the hell were you doing on the bus? gosh, still waiting for the goddamn api will someone pls tell me to stop waiting for twitter's api to do its thing. i need to sleep omg, almost overlooked message from youtube. says my video from three yrs ago is so popular (18,000+ views) that i'm eligible to try to earn money off of it this is so frickin' not good. i have to decide do i wait for twitter's api to do its thing or do i turn in this is frickin' untenable. i have to sleep, you mofos. frickin' incompetent mofos GoodCrush!!! Connecting student bodies ;) now that's innovative. took me awhile to hear about it b/c... well, it's not my frickin' demographic!!! that's why i purposely and purposefully track down these facets of contemporary youth culture, yada-yada-yada still up... i don't care if you don't wake me before 8 am i just need to sleep still waiting on twitter's api golly... i need to go to bed
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